No you fucking moron, emo is like twinkly shit like american football and screamo is the angrier version.
Neil Armstrong, seconds after setting foot on the moon and over hearing some aliens describing The Used as emo. (via disgustingpile)
secretvideogamesecret:

Yoshi’s new turd 

secretvideogamesecret:

Yoshi’s new turd 

theonion:

Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence’s Flaws

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck



Kirby no

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

Kirby no

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES

bless this man

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autumnalequinox:

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wow this sure is a long hallway

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wait a minute

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oh…

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ok maybe this hallway is the right one

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uh

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son of a bitch

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forget it i’m out of here

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are u fucking kidding me

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE