|—||Neil Armstrong, seconds after setting foot on the moon and over hearing some aliens describing The Used as emo. (via disgustingpile)|
Yoshi’s new turd
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.
*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
WHY IS MASUDA RETWEETING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF POKEMON PLUSHIES WEARING GLASSES
bless this man
wow this sure is a long hallway
wait a minute
ok maybe this hallway is the right one
son of a bitch
forget it i’m out of here
are u fucking kidding me
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*